All comedians want to be rock stars because they are incredibly cool
They always look like they’re about to vomit
They have the rap before the song that makes no sense
“You know ladies and
Gentleman a long time ago there were lots of people…
But that was a long time ago.”
Then they start to sing these incredibly trite lyrics
Don’t you feel like
A lot of balladeers it’s like they’re making them up as they go along
Ok it’s like anyone could make up these lyrics
She’s as cold as ice… Paradise…
And the feeling…
Was a-nice…
There’s a lady I know
If I didn’t know her
She’d be the la-tay I didn’t know
And my lady, she went downtown
She bought some ber-ra-ccoli
She brought it ho-ome…
She’s chop’in broccoli
Chop’in brocco-li
Chop’in brocco-la
Chop’in brocco-laa-aa
She’s chop’in brocco-lay
Chop’in brocco-lay
She’s chop-eah-un!
Chop’in brocco-loco -lay -eaa -eaa -eaa–eeee
She’s chopin broccoli
She chopin she chopin she chopin she chopin she chopin
Ch ch ch ch ch ch ta ta ta ta the bra-co-li-i
She’s chopin brrrrraaaaiiiii
She’s chop she’s chop broccoli
She’s chopin beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee