[Intro: Eminem]
b**hes and gentlemen! It’s showtime!
Hurry hurry, step right up!
Introducing the star of our show… his name is
(Marshall!)
You wouldn’t want to be anywhere else in the world right now
So without further ado, I bring to you
(Marshall!)
[Verse 1: Eminem]
You ’bout to witness hip-hop in its most purest
Most rawest form, flow almost flawless
Most hardest, most honest known artist
Chip off the old block, but old Doc is back
Looks like Batman brought his own Robin
Oh God, Saddam’s got his own Laden
With his own private plane, his own pilot
Set to blow college dorm rooms doors off the hinges
Oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes
Vrinn, vrinn! Yeah, here I come
I’m inches away from you, dear, fear none
Hip-hop is in a state of 9-1-1, so
[Chorus: Ed Sheeran]
I’m in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too
I’m in love with your body
And last night you were in my room
And now my bedsheets smell like you
Every day discovering something brand new
I’m in love with your body
Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
I’m in love with your body
Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
I’m in love with your body
Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
I’m in love with your body
Every day discovering something brand new
I’m in love with the shape of you
[Verse 2: Eminem]
To your lou while I do what I do best
You ain’t even impressed no more, you’re used to it
Flows too wet, nobody close to it
Nobody says it but still everybody knows the sh**
The most hated on out of all those who say they get hated on
In eighty songs and exaggerate it all so much
They make it all up, there’s no such thing
Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans
It just means so much more to so much more
People when you’re rappin’ and you know what for
The show must go on; so I’d like to welcome y’all
To Marshall and Andre’s carnival!
[Chorus: Ed Sheeran]
I’m in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too
I’m in love with your body
And last night you were in my room
And now my bedsheets smell like you
Every day discovering something brand new
I’m in love with your body
Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
I’m in love with your body
Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
I’m in love with your body
Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
I’m in love with your body
Every day discovering something brand new
I’m in love with the shape of you
[Bridge]
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
Come on, be my baby, come on
[Chorus]
I’m in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too
I’m in love with your body
Get down to business
I don’t got no time to play around, what is this?
Must be a circus in town, let’s shut the sh** down
On these clowns; can I get a witness? (Hell yeah!)
[Outro: Eminem]
So there you have it folks (Marshall!) has come to save the day
Back with his friend Andre
Here to remind you that bullsh** does not pay
Because (Marshall!) and Andre are here to stay
And never go away, until our dying day
Until we’re old and grey (Marshall!)
So until next time, friends
Same blonde hair, same rap channel
Good night everyone, thank you for coming
Your host for the evening (Marshall!)
Oh! Heh