Only smoked once or twice
Alexander dabbled in
Biggest booty in the world
Alexander damn he thicc
Where did Burr shoot Hamilton?
In Alexander’s abdomen
All these hateful comments, man
It’s Alexander damaging
What’s he do at Christmas time?
Alexander carollin’
A relaxed nail month
Alexander anagram
Just became the brand new Pope
Alexander Vatican
Starbucks doesn’t know his name
Is there an Alan Hamlin?
(Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton)
Cheated on his wife?
Alexander Hamilton
Oh my god, he talks too much
Alexander ramblin’
Holy sh**, the condom broke
Alexander has a kid
Has a really young face
Alexander baby chin
Yo, that’s a pretty solid line
Alexander thank ya Finn
Stealing everybody’s memes?
Alexander has me dead
Started singing for the kids
He Alexander panderin’
But what if he’s a skeleton?
Alexander has no skin
Alex, how’d you like your eggs?
Alexander “Scramble ’em”
My walk is wobbly
Cocky jaunt?
Hell, it oughta’ be
I’m novel, you a novelty
Best Prez in the world
Honor me
He’s coming out as black
Alexander African
Didn’t fire a single gun
Alexander Hacksaw Ridge
The s**y villain in Iron Man 3
Alexander Mandarin
Is a 100 years old
Alexander saggy skin
Goes to see a therapist
Alexanger management
Turn into a camel now he
Alexander Camelton
He couldn’t hold it in
Alexander flatuelence
Is he really a mermaid?
Alexander has a fin
Bought an Urban Dictionary
Alexander fam it’s lit
California’s legalized
Alexander cannabis
Worst movie of all time
Alexander Happening
Was a weirdo all through High School
Alexander had no friends
Watch got ruined at the beach
Alexander sand in it
Gonna’ get hella ripped
Alexander masculine
Likes a bear from that movie
Alexander Paddington
Tryna’ make another song
Alexander ask your fans
Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
Million things I haven’t done
But kickin’ a** ain’t one of ’em