Every time I get the urge to visit my home town
I’m sure that all my cousins will try to track me down
My heart says ‘Go’ my head says ‘No, it’s best to stay away’
But if I’m up here I’m sure to hear all those jerk offs say:
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! It ain’t that long you must remember me
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Hey we’re your cousins, we’re your family
Fredo was my cousin, he couldn’t make his bail
I was talking to his father, he said ‘let him rock in jail’
But I pitied his poor mother. She said I was a prince
I paid his bail he’s out of jail, I ain’t seen the f** since
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! It ain’t that long you must remember me
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Hey we’re your cousins, we’re your family
My cousin Rose got married, she said they’d all be there
And they would love to see me as if I f**ing cared
They ate, they drank they danced all night my cousins had they filled
And when it all was over you can guess who paid the bill
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! It ain’t that long you must remember me
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Hey we’re your cousins, we’re your family
Hey we’re your cousins we’re your family
We’re your cousins, we’re your family
FUCK!