[Verse 1: Uncle Dane]
Somebody once told me
That I could make some money by bullying some people online
So I grew a gnome goatee and put on a stupid beanie
And started making up some dank lies
[Pre-Chorus: Uncle Dane]
So, I’m making d**h threats and calling people “nigger”
Counting that cash while my channel’s growing bigger
Never you mind I was already banned
From my racist, homophobic, hate speech rants
Found a loophole, now it’s my goal
To poison the online punch bowl
You never know who I might dox
So y’all can s** on my cocks
[Chorus: Uncle Dane]
Hey now, you’re a Keemstar
Get your hat on, MLG
Hey now, you’re a Keemstar
Get your sociopathy
And all we care about is news
Personal attacks and hara**ment is totally news
[Interlude: Keemstar]
Like, I literally wanna k** this dude. It’s not a threat it’s a promise, I want to f**ing k** this dude
Oh, f**in righteous f**ing n***a, Alex, is doing this sh**
Hmm, can’t wait to report your d**h, haha! Like seriously? What’s wrong with you, a**hole
Everybody type in the chat Alex is a stupid n***a
I only do this show for money, that’s it, alright
I don’t do it to entertain people, that’s just a f**ing scam
I really hope you die of cancer, I hate every single one of you
f** the fans
[Chorus: Uncle Dane]
Hey now, you’re a Keemstar
Do a trickshot, MLG
Hey now, you’re a Keemstar
Eat your popcorn, goatee
And all I report is the news
If you’d call this news
[Verse 2: Uncle Dane]
Somebody once asked “Can you spare me from hara**ment
Your content is a f**ing disgrace”
I said “Yep, and to save my rep
I’m gonna bully you until you’re dead
I’ll punch you harder than my girlfriend’s face”
[Pre-Chorus: Uncle Dane]
Well, the hate keeps coming for the show I’m running
Even if I get banned I’ll just keep on coming
Doesn’t make sense to give up this shtick
I make mad money from being a dick
My revenue stream, it is my dream
To take online gossip to the extreme
I’m a sociopath don’t you know
I’ll do anything for a little dough
[Chorus: Uncle Dane]
Hey now, you’re a Keemstar
Get your Keem on, Keemstar
Hey now, you’re a Keemstar
You’re an a**hole, Keemstar