Please
Please can we
Please can we go
To the Smiths disco
Everyone will be there
And I’ll choose what to wear
About four weeks before
On the corner
Of Fairfield street
Where the ladies of the night tend to meet
If I’m not there I will be at the bank near platform eleven
Soon we’ll be in heaven
And you can take
Your cliquey discos where the girls get dressed
Up to the nines and down on the knees
And give you what you please
But I’m not into that
Have you seen the company in with which you’re sat
I will see Peter G
Rob ‘n’ Shaun make it three
And I’ll make it four
Stumble through the door
Entirely embarra**ing fashion
And you can take
Your cliquey discos
Where the girls get dressed
Up to the nines and down on the knees
And give you what you please
I’m afraid that’s not for me
Que sera
Sera
Please
Please can we
Please can we go
To the Smiths disco
Everyone will be there
And I’ll choose what to wear
About four weeks before