[Intro]
I didn’t do, I didn’t do shit today
I really, yeah, ? I just watched TV, I’m a fucking loser
No, I was watchin’ today, I was watchin’ that show, uh, MTV Cribs
That’s my show, you guys watch that show? You know, where they show the rockstar’s, the rapper’s houses and all their stuff?
Doesn’t that show make you feel like a loser?
It’s awful!
Self-esteems out the window, watching Brittany Spears
It’s when she was like twenty years old, she’s like, “Oh my god, this is my helicopter
I had it sprayed painted pink to match my tube top, so cool
I put some glitter on the “dih dih dih dih dih” part. We’re gonna fly up to the house.”
I’m like thirty-four sitting on a futon, eating macaroni and cheese
Oh my god!
I’m a loser!
I’ll never own a helicopter!
How the hell did she get a helicopter?!
Quinn XCII – I’m A Shlup Lyrics