I’ve got a little wiener, I put it in my bum
Me and my bum have all kinds of fun
Me and my Wienier are really old friends
Water popped out where my Wienier hole ends
Silly old Wienier , look what you’ve done
You’ve got water on my friendly old bum
My willy’s silly and a little bit dumb
And my bum eats plums cause a plum tastes yum
[Hook:]
Wienier bum bum bum bum
[Verse 2:]
Enough about my wiener and more about my bum
I can fit my friendly old thumb
Right in my bum when I do a little fart
Air popped out where my bum hole starts
I found a wasp, put it in my bum
Stung my rectum, now my bum hole’s numb
Silly old wasp, look what you’ve done
Gotta put ice on my friendly old bum
[Hook:]
Wienierbum bum, wiener wiener bum bum
Wienierbum bum bum bum bum bum
[Verse 3:]
Enough about my bum, more about my wiener
My willy gets small when my bum hole’s chilly
My friendly old bum is covered in frost
My bum got stung by a cross old wasp
Smelly old wasp, this isn’t fun
How should I fix my cold old bum?
Go outside and put my bum in the sun
And my bum got burnt and then begun singing
[Hook:]
Wienier bum bum,wienier wienier bum bum
Wienier bum bum, Wienier Wienier bum bum
Wienier bum bum bum bum, wasp
[Verse 4]
Silly old wienier and a burnt old bum
Out in the sun with my pants undone
Where are my plums? Did they get lost?
It’s all your fault you smelly old wasp
“Let’s get drunk”, I said to my bum
“It will taste nice on my friendly old tongue”
My greedy old bum said “I want some!”
Put a funnel in my bum and a bottle of rum
Dumb
Big fat big big fat bum dumb willy
ugly wasp,willy bum
fart bum bum fart fart bum bum .
You smelly old wasp!
You silly oldWienier !
You friendly old bum!