(We will act immediately)
[IDubbbz:]
Calling all units, shots fired
Shots fired in front of the Supreme store
There’s about to be a 261 in progress
Send all available units
Send in the back-up
Send in the big gun
Send in the canine unit
Send in the… fuck
I wanna be gay ’cause you’re fucked and I wanna savor it
But it’s cool, after smashing you I’ll PayPal you 2K
Oh, no! You getting mad?
Gonna knock the phone right out of my hand?
That shit was fucking absurd
You’re a “rapper” who can’t resolve shit with words?
Talk like you eating some paste, ayy
Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy
Say to your audience’s face, ayy
How Jacob Sartorius tastes
Ayy, you look afraid, must have seen a ghost writer
Well, ditto, little bitch, but I’m not scared to show mine
[Boyinaband:]
Woo! You’ve been pretending
Ever since your little rice balls descended
Let kids think you did it all
When you weren’t capable of making up playground insults
Whoo, that’s bad, but then I heard you try to rap
I was more disappointed than when I found out
Casey Neistat didn’t have nice tats
Boy, gotta flex
Gotta flex, flex, flex
Because when you’ve got no personality
Replace it with a Rolex
You really don’t see your friends rolling their eyes?
Hoping to die, they’re so tired
Of you throwing the price of what you buy in their face
No, no, no, no, you think they’re gonna say
[IDubbbz:]
“Oh my God, you’re such a legend
You make me so wet with your reckless spending
You gained my respect and you’re oh so funny
Please, take me to your mansion and fuck me!”
You’re fucking delusional
So try your best to remember
You are not a pimp
You’re a borderline sex offender
Diss boy a flavour of the month
But which is it, huh?
A whiny Vietnamese wanna-be gangsta
It’s salt and vinegar
You’re like Kanye without the talent
Like Jackie Chan but a little faggot
Like Soulja Boy but…
Actually, yeah, you’re exactly like Soulja Boy
[Boyinaband & iDubbbz:]
Say you don’t wanna look like a little bitch
But, dude, you’re gonna be crucified
How can you claim that shit
When you’re too scared to go in on PewDiePie?
[IDubbbz:]
Little hoe, little bitch
Suck my 5.3-inch dick
Admit that you just got pounded
I’d say “take the L” if you could pronounce it
(Get it, because you’re Asian?)
(That’s what you wanted, right?)
(“Hey, let’s make fun of the Asian boy with his Asian boyish eyes”)
Jesus Christ, you’re as predictable as a house tour
To call you surface level would be an insult to the ground floor
[Boyinaband:]
Whatever you’ve promised to follow, you’ve quit
You can’t persist for shit, you narcissistic prick
Your audience is fickle, here’s what I predict
Your channel’s bound to crash down to rubble (oh, no!)
How the fuck can someone called gum
Not realize they’re in a bubble?
But let me guess, I’m irrelevant, right?
Isn’t that your excuse?
When you’re too stupid to explain your views
‘Cause you’re as basic as a one-block Rubik’s Cube
You’re an insecure, unoriginal, little bitch and that’s that
So, come to think of it
You’re actually the dog filter on Snapchat
[IDubbbz:]
Got cash, cash, money and the views and the clicks
And yet you’re always gonna be a little bitch
Now I’m finished as planned
It was just three minutes so it wasn’t that bad
But I got one question to ask you, bro
Did it feel good, though?
[*a crow caw echoes*]