[Intro]
No, man, I want it so it goes like, quiet to loud
Like, turn it up, turn it up, turn it up, turn it up
Alright, that’s better, see?
It sounded like a proper…
Oh f**, it started?
Are we recording?
We are?
Oh f**, can we delete this?
Yeah, delete it after I’ve done it, okay?
*Ahem* Alright, here we go
Like, start from here alright?
This is for all you like, f**ing call me gay
I f**ed your mums
All of ya
f** you
f**ing Mc Burberry [?] or the s** master
I’m not a bastard
f** ya mum
Simple
Go, go, go
[Verse 1]
Once again it’s me
Sexy Burberry
In your mums fanny
Like a bottle of Lambrini
Wearing a tight bikini
Whilst she’s spread over my Lamborghini
If you don’t believe me
Check Xtube and you will see me
She loves it in the butt
Just like Viper’s mother
‘Cause she is a slut
I have to wear a rubber
I f**ing pull down my trackies
And have them around my ankles
And she looks in amazement
As she watches how it dangles
[Chorus]
Some of your mums are skinny
Some fo your mums are fat
But I couldn’t give a f**
As long as they get on their back
Some of your mums are quite young
Some of your mums are old
With wrinkles or not, I’ll get out my cock
And shove it in their hole
Some of your mums need Botox
Some of your mums need teeth
Sometimes she opens her legs
And it smells of fish like the coral reef
Some of your mums are married
Some of your mums are single
I’ll still play with the cunt
As long as she’s not like Mandy Dingle
[Verse 2]
If she has some cider
She’ll let me slip inside her
And even though she’s got a bucket
I’ll make her wider
It’s ’cause I’ve got a big dick
She f**ing knows it
That’s probably why every night
She comes around and blows it
She swallows and she gargles
‘Cause she knows that mine’s the best
She uses it as mouthwash
She would swear it’s Aquafresh
Colgate Platinum all inside her mouth
Stick it in her fanny
So you don’t smell the trout
Any hour of the day
She is after a boning
She likes the song “Easy Like A Sunday Morning”
If the b**h has got no teeth
I really do not care
It feels as if you’re getting head of a f**ing gummy bear
[Chorus]
Some of your mums are skinny
Some fo your mums are fat
But I couldn’t give a f**
As long as they get on their back
Some of your mums are quite young
Some of your mums are old
With wrinkles or not, I’ll get out my cock
And shove it in their hole
Some of your mums need Botox
Some of your mums need teeth
Sometimes she opens her legs
And it smells of fish like the coral reef
Some of your mums are married
Some of your mums are single
I’ll still play with the cunt
As long as she’s not like Mandy Dingle
[Verse 3]
I’ll f** your mum in the midday
Or even in the dark
I’ll have her in the bus shelter
I’ll have her in the park
f** her in the kitchen
Whilst the b**h is boiling eggs
Whilst their dad is out at work
I’ll f** her in the bed
Make the bed go like this
Make the bed go like this
Keep the neighbors complaining
Whilst her fanny is raining
‘Cause I’m Mc Burberry
And I’ll give her a f**ing good braining
[Outro]
f**ing right
Oh yeah, look that techno sound
Like wow-wow-wow-wow-wow
f**ing [?] and in her bum
Made the cum she swallowed
My cum and she went “yum yum”
I’m not gay
Call me gay, call me gay
But I’m not gay ’cause I f**ed your mum
All of ya, f** you
f**ing queer gay bellend
f**ing gay
You never f**ed my mum
Haha, she’ll never go to you anyway
I f**ed her