I know why you’re grouping with me
I bet you wanna get some water outta me
Do I look like a vending machine?
No I’m a fireballing M.A.G.E
I don’t know why you’re rolling a priest
Shadow damage can’t manage to top me
I’m like a ninja with invisibility
And then I’ll T-E-L-E-P-O-R-T
As soon as I join the group they start begging for water
Could of dropped a few gold and just gone out and bought it
But now they got a mage so you know that nobody brought it
It’s a good thing I got two full bag spaces allotted
Because I’m cooking up more biscuits then a Buskins yo
Just so our tank can get a couple more cinnamon rolls
Arcane intellect for everyone so they should know
But now I’m outta mana and they’re already ready to go
They like my sheep, They like my water
And my conjured bread
And now my pants are rocking out some kind of mystic thread
Frost nova your a** and pyroblast until you end up dead
So when you lose all of your duels
Go QQ in your baby bed
Epic robes I roll on those and rock the DPS
As far as CC goes my crowd controls are all the best
Cla** choices should be simple, can’t you see?
You rolling with me you better roll an M.A.G.E
When were heading down to Gruul’s you know that I’m the man
Heal me please cause I’m MT tanking Krosh Firehand
Spellsteal the shield every time like it was planned
No one else can withstand his brand of pain
Don’t you understand?
“Give them elemental pets and now they’re overpowered”
Shut up Shammy, overpowered, You’d know all about it
Every time I cast a spell at you your totems ground it
They get in my way when I run flags I blink around em
The entire set of Spellfire oh yea I bought it
Cold snap and ice block, yea you know I got it
Every noob Alli I see is gonna get one shotted
If you don’t know to to spec you should just go Thottbot it
I love my teleport but I think that I’ve had enough
“I’m in Undercity will you port me up to Thunderbluff?”
Cla** choices should be simple, can’t you see?
You rollin with me you better roll an M.A.G.E
I dont know why youre rolling a priest
Shadow damage can’t manage to top me
I’m like a ninja with invisibility
And then I’ll T-E-L-E-P-O-R-T
I know why your grouping with me
I bet you wanna get some water outta me
Do I look like a vending machine?
No I’m a fire balling M.A.G.E
In Hollywood they say there’s no business like show business
Cept for the Mage’s guild
We say there’s no business like H2O business
Know what i’m talking about dog? Yeah