-{The Sounds of waves crashing-
Sean: This is quite the chill night. Kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself.
Girl #2: Yeah, the waves are so calming.
Sean: So, is your body. Looking like michaelangelo made you or some shit.
Girl #2: Thanks sean, that’s so sweet.
-{Sean presses ‘play’ button on tape player-
Sean: Let’s see what’s going on under this velvet top of yours.
Girl #2: Uh-oh.
Sean: Oh calming, your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own there, baby.
Girl #2: Oh sean, you’re so cute.
Sean: Why don’t we leave the summer skirt on, but let’s take those fine panties passed those long, strong legs of yours, hmm?
Girl #2: Oh my god.
Sean: Yeah.
Girl #2: And how about you take off clothes, sean.
Sean: Oh, oh is that right, baby? You want me to show my stuff, too?
Girl #2: My god, you look good, sean.
Sean: Yeah, yeah baby I keep in shape, you know.
Girl #2: Ooh.
-{she starts to unbuckle his pants-
Sean: Yeah, unbuckle my pants, move hands on my wet weiner and let’s get it swingin’.
Girl #2: What’s that?
Sean: Let’s get it swingin’.
Girl #2: No, the other thing you said?
Sean:… The wet-weiner?
Girl #2:-{gasps- You know what?
Sean: Yeah?
Girl #2: I’m going to go throw up, now. See you.
Sean: Hmm, leave me all horny here. How– how you going to get home there, baby?
Girl #2: I’ll walk.-{She begins to walk away-
Sean: Mm-hm. I’m-a call you.
Girl #2: Don’t. -{She’s gone-
Sean: A’ight, A’ight. I’m go in for a swim anyways, you know that baby.-{to self- Going to get this swing-ding wet somehow.
Salted off the rubarbs, ain’t that a bitch?
Adam Sandler – Cool Guy 2 Lyrics