[Verse 1/Ryan]
A long time ago
In a land far away
Lived the pineapple princess, Tiki
She was sweet as a peach
In a pineapple way
But so sad that she hardly speak-y
Still, if you listen well
You’ll hear her secret wish
[Sharpay]
(Aloha everybody, my name is Tiki!)
I long to free a truly remarkable fish
My sweet prince
[Chorus/Sharpay]
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a
Makihiki malahini who
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a
Ooh!
Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu
(Ryan, the fog!)
[Verse2/Ryan]
She dreams of a boy who is under a spell
That has left him all wet and scaly
[Sharpay]
I sing from my heart of the power of love
Just a girl with a ukulele
Come to me (her), my sweet one, and be still
I’ll grasp your tail
And stroke each tender gill
My sweet prince
[Chorus]
[Bridge/Sharpay]
(Now this is where we lean into the whole Kabuki thing)
[Sharpay]
The clouds turned gray
And the big sky cried
And the ocean had a fit
(Ryan, where’s my ocean?!)
Then the wind went whoosh
And thunder cracked
And mighty Mount Fufu spit
(Mighty Mount Fufu spit!)
[Sharpay and Ryan]
T-T-T-Tiki T-Tiki
Wanna speak-y, speak-y, speak-y
But the mighty spear went fu-fu
T-T-T-Tiki T-Tiki
Wanna speak-y, speak-y, speak-y
But words I will not mince
[Sharpay]
Please make a man of my fresh fish prince
This is real fish talk
No lie
And then the fish turns into a
Gorgeous prince and sings:
[Final Chorus/Sharpay]
I’m Prince Humuhumunukunukuapua’a
Amakahiki malahini who
(With me!)
Humumunukunukuapua’a
Ooh!
Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu
Everybody
[All]
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a
Makihiki malahini-who
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a
Ooh!
Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu
Wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu
Wakawakawakaniki pu
Pu
Pu