Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely All the girls all made fun of her at school ‘Cause no matter how she tried She could not get a dick inside Her shallow throat Shallow throat Hot Dogs and bananas were too big Cucumbers and sausages They just would not fit She tried ’em all The football … Read more
When I talk it, I live it, they feel it (Hah) And I got a pretty bitch with a fat ass Put one leg in the air when I hit it (Ha-ha-ha-ha) The police behind me, you know that I’m smashing I ain’t pulling over, you tripping (Vroom, vroom) But I ain’t tryna talk about … Read more
[Verse 1 Beyonce:] Hey how ya doin’, yeah I’m doin’ mighty fine Last time I seen ya, it’s been a long time Stop smilin’ at me, get that look off your face Please don’t even front, stop bein’ so fake I know you do not like me and you made it very clear You’re always … Read more
I’m a dirt road In the headlights I’m a mama’s boy I’m a fist fight Kinda county line Kinda cold beer Little hat down Little John Deere I kinda give a damn I kinda don’t care You see the girl standin’ right there She loves a small town boy like me She’s my ride or … Read more
That boy, take me away, into the night Out of the hum of the street lights and into a forest I’ll do whatever you say to me in the dark Scared I’ll be torn apart by a wolf in mask of a familiar name on a birthday card Blow out all the candles, blow out … Read more
Don’t care If ‘n’ you die Ain’t got no reason to cry Don’t feel Don’t need to Your world ain’t nothing to me I’m fear I’m your heretic I’m doom waiting for the number 7 up 7 To the 6 on 6 Bring it on to me And I’m tired of being alive Spite of … Read more
Said play with my pussy but don’t play with my emotions If you spend some money then maybe I just might fuck you When I shake that ass I’ma do this shit in slow motion You got a whole lotta cash then nigga, you know I want it Play with my pussy but don’t play … Read more
Uh, Def Jam Uh, Ruff Ryders My nigga TP, creep with me Why is it every move I make turn out to be a bad one? Where’s my guardian angel? Need one, wish I had one I’m right here, shorty, and I’mma hold you down And trying to fuck all these bitches, I’mma show you … Read more
Hi, how are you? Every morning he got up dreading each moment he had to be awake He’d look at the floor and scribble on gum wrappers He never found a better way to joke around The clock would tick and time was slow There wasn’t anywhere that he wouldn’t go To avoid having to … Read more
Well the motorcycle club had a party, And all the young virgins were there. And I found a blonde with little bitty titties And a pretty yellow ribbon in her hair. Then I told her the three biggest lies in the world, The ones my Daddy first told me, And that was the beginning of … Read more