[Intro]
Aww, sh**
You don’t put Dunkey in another rap video and another League of Legends video
Break out the motherf**in’ toothpaste and pizza rolls, have this one on me player
[Verse 1]
Hecram’s your man
I ain’t trying to be mean
I got the pa**ive of of Fizz
But now that I’m on the scene
That sh**’s for little kids
And his “Q” is a joke
That jump is f**ing gay
Ride against me ya smoked
Clearing wraiths like a felon
When I’m ganking there’s no tellin’
Your middle lane is yellin’
Too bad he didn’t check his spelling
And your buffs are disappearing in a haste
I lay your champs to waste
Isn’t that always the case?
You guys remind me of face
Off of Nick Junior
Where the f** is blue?
I don’t got no mana
Whats a n***a to do?
You better get another dog
I got away with it too
Now saddle me up
Let’s ride into the sun
Platinum ELO, here I come
Carrying these 1300’s
Like I’m Dunn number one
I haven’t had this much fun
Since I shot someone
[Verse 2]
I did ten years
I begged and I reasoned
And I pleaded and I pout
Then out of the f**ing blue
They went and let me out
But it’s all right y’all
Cause I won’t do it again
Did he ask me if I’m mad?
I’m gonna do it again
Heckler is insane
k**s preordained
With a body count like this
I thought I was playing Max Payne
Now I’m up on a farm
No reason for alarm
Through the locks with charm
Waving to the chickens
“I won’t do you no harm”
You see I’m here on a mission
Dunkstin’s checking out
I’m running out of rhymes
That’s what it’s all about
Subtraction, addition
The gate rattles open
A stampede on all fours
The farmer lost his cattle
But the world is now yours
[Outro]
Be free my n***as
(Assorted animal sounds with Dunkey mumbling in the background)