[Verse 1]
Good guy shoes dun’ took over control of me
I tried to fight it off but these shoes got a hold of me
I stood up grabbed my Nerf pistol off the shelf
Then headed out the front door to rack somebody’s health
I walked over to James he was chilling with his dame
I roughed him up a little bit and jacked him for his chain
Pulled out my Nerf gun so he didn’t do a thing
Then i winked at him and told him
You ain’t ever out of range
When the drama starts Nerf gun goes
Bang bang bang bang bang
Nerf gonna leave you slain
When i go insane Nerf bullets start to rain
So what you want man your life or your chain?
I walked off with his chain in my hand
Left James looking scared with poop stains in his pants
I scream back
Bro i don’t know whats going on
Then i turn around and grin like an evil leprechaun
[Hook]
Heart stars and horse shoes
Clovers and blue moons
You’ll become a bad guy when you wear the good guys shoes
You’ll put them on your feet and you won’t know what to do
When you wear them good guy shoes
[verse 2]
I tired to take these shoes off
But they wouldn’t budge
For a second i would be myself but then i would be Doug
Staring people down wearing a mean mug
Walking through the streets like a red headed thug
Then who could it be but that big fool big blue
I told him give me all the cash and the kicks too
Cooperate this is the only chance ill give you
And if you call the cops i know exactly where you live blue
I walked away screaming boy that wasn’t me that was Doug
Please help me get these shoes up off my feet
But big blue was scared senseless i left that fool defenseless
That was living on the fringes coming off the hinges
Now i had beef with big blue and James too
Thinking to myself why did i ever want them dang shoes
I wanted them bad thought they would make me cool
But now my head is red and i’m acting like a fool
[hook]
Heart stars and horse shoes
Clovers and blue moons
You’ll become a bad guy when you wear the good guys shoes
You’ll put them on your feet and you won’t know what to do
When you wear them good guy shoes
[verse 3]
So there i was
Walking through the streets in them stupid good guy shoes
Possessed by the evil spirit of Doug the Irish thug
Then i came across the only person in the streets who could bring this to an end giant jimmy
Then i came across that old fool giant jimmy
Then i approached him and told him son you best not get lippy
Anything you got will send your best give me
And lets make it quick ain’t trying to get friendly
Then he pulled a switch blade
And began to stick me
Then he pulled it back out and put it back in me
I was losing lots of blood
I was getting dizzy
He must have stabbed me forty times maybe even fifty
I looked down and the knife was sticking out my chest
But it wasn’t over yet now you gotta hear the rest
He took a step back
Put up both his dukes
And threw a mean uppercut and knocked me out my shoes
I returned to normal since the shoes were off my feet
And jimmy turned around and just went walking down the street
I swallowed so much blood i was feeling sick
Now i had to go home and throw away them evil kicks
[hook]
Heart stars and horse shoes
Clovers and blue moons
You’ll become a bad guy when you wear the good guys shoes
You’ll put them on your feet and you won’t know what to do
When you wear them good guy shoes
[outro]
Good guy shoes
Why you so evil?
You caused me so much trouble
I gotta put you in the trash
Good guy shies
I wish i never met you
Because now i just hate you
I gotta put you in my past
Good guy shoes