[Tina:] A buh-buh buh buh-buh
[New Directions:] A buh-buh buh buh-buh
[Tina:]
You went to school to learn, girl
Things you never, never knew before
[Kurt:]
I got I before E except after C
[Tina:]
And why two plus two makes four
Now, now, now I’m gonna teach you ([ND:] Teach you, teach you)
All about love, dear, ([ND:] All about love)
[Mike:]
Sit yourself down, take a seat
All you gotta do is repeat after me
[Tina with New Directions]
A B C, easy as one, two, three
Are simple as do re mi
A B C, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl
A B C, easy as one, two, three ([Quinn:] Ohhhh)
Are simple as do re mi
A B C, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl
[Tina:]
([New Directions:] Come on, let me love you just a little bit)
Come on, let me love you just a little bit
([New Directions:] Teach, teach, sing it out) Come on, come one, come on
Let me show you what it’s all about
[Quinn:]
Reading and writing arithmetic
Are the branches of the learning tree
[Mike:]
But listen without the roots of love let me tell you, girl
[Kurt:]
Your education ain’t complete
[Tina:]
T-t-t-teacher’s gonna show you, ([ND:] show you, show you)
How to get an A, ([New Directions:] Nah nah nah nah naah)
[Mike:]
Spell me, you, add the two
Listen to me baby, that’s all you gotta do
[Tina with New Directions:]
A B C is easy as one, two, three
Are simple as do re mi
A B C, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl
A B C is easy as like counting up to three ([Quinn:] Ohhhh)
Sing a simple melody
That’s how easy love can be
That’s how easy love can be
Sing a simple melody ([New Directions:] That’s how easy love can be)
One, two, three, you and me
[Kurt:]
Sit down girl I think I love you
[Mike:]
No, get up girl show me what you can do!
[Tina with New Directions:]
Shake it, shake it, baby, ([Mike:] come on now)
Shake it, shake it, baby, ([Kurt:] ooh-ooh)
Shake it, shake it, baby,
One, two, three baby oo
A B C baby
do re mi baby
That’s how easy love can be
A B C is easy as like counting up to three ([Quinn:] Ohhhh)
Sing a simple melody
That’s how easy love can be
[Mike:]
Now I’m gonna teach you how to sing it out,
Come on, come on, come on, let me show you what it’s all about
A B C it’s easy it’s like counting up to three ([Quinn:] Ohhhh)
Sing a simple melody
That’s how easy love can be
[Mike:]
Now I’m gonna teach you how to
Sing it out, sing it out, sing it out, sing it out
[Tina with New Directions:]
A B C is easy it’s like counting up to three
Sing a simple melody
That’s how easy love can be
[Mike:]
Now I’m gonna teach you how to
Sing it out, sing it out, easy as one, two, three