[Intro (Spoken)]
Yo, I just wanna let everybody know
That I’ve been told
Since the day I first started growing pubes
To shake my a**
Well, guess what?
My a** is f**ing tired of sh**
This time it’s your turn to wiggle your man-junk for me
I wanna see you shake your motherf**ing penis, b**h!
[Verse 1]
Goddamn, look at you with your giant cock-tapus
Gotta handful of ones just to spend if you flop it good
I’m kidding, b**h, I got bills to pay
I spend my money on myself, but you can shake it for me anyway
Dude knows I’m a G, that’s short for “a girl”
Baby, show me what you’re working with and make that dick twirl
Drop your hammer like Thor and shake it till it’s sore
I want penises galore in this b**h like Jersey Shore
Bounce your dick on your balls like a motherf**ing trampoline
Do The Snail, do The Watch and shine it up with Vasoline
I don’t give a sh** that you think you’re jacked
I work out too, boo, got muscles out the wazzu
Just wanna see that dick, b**h, I’m talking ’bout your cock
I don’t give a f**, baby, bounce it in a tube sock
Boy you know that you like this song
Now turn around, stick out and wiggle that schlong
[Hook]
Shake your dick, b**h, flop it all around
Better get your a** low down to the ground
And bounce your dick and bounce your dick
Hey hey
Better keep that thing moving all around the clock
Better keep that thing moving till she says stop
And bounce your dick and bounce your dick
Hey hey hey
[Verse 2]
I got boys all around shakin’ dicks in the air
Like a bukkake p**n, except no goo in my hair
Hey, Ching Chong Wing Wong, shake your King Kong ding dong
Sorry, that was racist, I’m bad at rap songs
Ha, no, I’m not, I’m f**ing awesome and sh**
I’m over here, I’m over there I’m lickin’ my own tits
Make that penis real hard and I’ll sign your checks
Wanna see it grow up like a Bonersaurus-rex
Shake it for me at lunch, jumpin’ like it’s got fleas
I’ll eat it ’cause I love the Dick-eroni and cheese
Shake your dick in the car, shake your dick on an airplane
Everybody look out ’cause choo-choo, here comes the meat train!
[Hook]
[Outro (Spoken)]
I would just like to thank all of you beautiful gentleman
For shaking your wiener-pieces at me all day today
It has been a pleasure
Nah, I’m just kidding, motherf**er
Penis-copter!