We’ve got laughs from coast to coast
To make you smile
A real life look at each of you
To capture all that style
You’re the red, white and blue
The funny things you do
America, America this is you
Stories from your friends next door
They never told
You might be a star tonight
So let that camera roll
You’re the red, white and blue
Oh the funny things you do
America, America this is you
Ladies and gentlemen
Bob Saget!