[Intro: RuPaul]
Lookie here..
Listen up…
I’m the one, oh!
[Verse 1: Alaska Thunderf**]
Hey, girls, my name’s Alaska
I got a tiny little question to ask ya
Who’s that b**h that’s on the top?
Oh, wait, that’s me! Hey, Porkchop!
You’re born naked, the rest is drag
But your face just needs a paper bag
Gimme a challenge and I’ll crush you all
Changin’ the game like my name’s RuPaul
Line ’em up, front to back
I’m sendin’ b**hes home like a heart attack
Mess with me and you’ll wind up in a casket
I’m Dorothy, you’re Toto, get in the basket!
I’ll read you down beneath the ground
Could you hold my purse while I snatch the crown?
Legacy, remember my name
‘Cause you’re gonna see me hangin’ in the hall of fame!
[Pre-Chorus: RuPaul]
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you
You’ve been read
[Chorus: RuPaul]
I’m the one, one, one
I’m- I’m the one, one, one, one
I’m the one, one, one
I’m- I’m the one
[Verse 2: Detox]
Detox comin’ at you with a slow verse
I’ma speed it up, I had to shut it down first
k**in’ b**hes so hard need a pink hearse
I ain’t sayin’ I’m the best, but I ain’t the worst
You see me shinin’ I’m tryin’ to take this primetime
I see you whinin’ and cryin’; take that to Lifetime
So epic that it’s poetic, I spit it on a dime
On Reddit, you look pathetic with that nursery rhyme
You can’t stand me? I don’t blame you
If Ru’s number 1, then I’m number 2
You disagree? Well, that’s on you
Eyes on the chalkboard, I’ll spell it out for you
D to the E to the T to the O to the- Hold it!… X
Naomi Campbell-ing the hoes to the crown, next!
[Pre-Chorus: RuPaul]
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you
You’ve been read
[Chorus: RuPaul]
I’m the one, one, one
I’m- I’m the one, one, one, one
I’m the one, one, one
I’m- I’m the one
[Verse 3: Katya]
Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova
But your dad just calls me Katya
I’m the bright red scare with the long blonde hair
Always keep ’em coming back for more
You’re a basic a** hoe and it’s your time to go
So b**h let me show you the door
Cause it’s me whose getting laid and I’m always getting paid;
The only high cla** Russian whore
I’m a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress
That’s a rash, not a herpes sore
Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets
Baby, are you ready for this Cold War?
Katya Zamolodchikova
[Pre-Chorus: RuPaul]
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you
You’ve been read
[Chorus: RuPaul]
I’m the one, one, one
I’m- I’m the one, one, one, one
I’m the one, one, one
I’m- I’m the one
[Verse 4: Roxxxy Andrews]
I’m Roxxxy Andrews and I’m here to make it clear
I know you love me, baby, that’s why you brought me here
Was a b**h on Season 5, I’m gonna make it right
Give me a sewing challenge and I’ll give you what you like
I’m full of tricks, baby, just like on Halloween
A room full of monsters and it makes me wanna scream
I have to get this right so you don’t waste your time
Not like my comedy, I’m k**ing on this rhyme
I’m gonna show you what I can do
You’re going crazy and seeing two
It’s not my fault, you can’t blame my game
All these other hoes, but they’re all the same
[Pre-Chorus: RuPaul]
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you
You’ve been read
[Chorus: RuPaul]
I’m the one, one, one
I’m- I’m the one, one, one, one
I’m the one, one, one
I’m- I’m the one
[Outro: RuPaul]
Wrote you, wrote you, told you, now I-
Wrote you, wrote you, told you, now I read you, read you