I SNEAKED OUT OF BED ON CHRISTMAS NIGHT
AND WHAT I SAW REALLY NEARLY SCARRED ME FOR LIFE
SANTA CLAUS WAS GOING TO TOWN
I COULD SEE HIM BUT HE COULDN’T SEE ME
WHILE HE WAS BANGING MY MUM BENEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE
SANTA CLAUS WAS GOING TO TOWN
“HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD GIRL?” SANTA CLAUS SAID
MUM WAS DOWN ON HER KNEES JUST NODDIN’ HER HEAD
SANTA CLAUS WAS GOING TO TOWN
“I PROMISE SOMETHING SPECIAL,” THAT’S WHAT I HEARD HIM SAY
“IF YOU’RE A BAD GIRL FOR SANTA TONIGHT, I’LL BE GOOD TO YOU CHRISTMAS DAY…”
HE MIGHT BE OLD AND HE MIGHT BE FAT
BUT MUM SHOULDN’T KNOCK BACK AN OFFER LIKE THAT CAUSE
SANTA CLAUS WAS GOING TO TOWN
MUM BRUNG HIM A BEER THEN STOPPED FOR A WHILE
THEN HE SPUN HER AROUND AND DONE HER PUPPY DOG STYLE
SANTA CLAUS WAS GOING TO TOWN
THEN I HEARD HIM SAY “YOU’RE PEARL NECKLACE IS COMIN!”
THEN I THOUGHT TO MYSELF “YOU’RE A LUCKY GIRL, MUM!”
SANTA CLAUS WAS GOING TO TOWN
CAN’T WAIT TO SEE ON CHRISTMAS DAY WHAT SANTA BRINGS FOR MUM
CAUSE I HEARD HIM PROMISE HER ANYTHING AT ALL IF SHE TAKE IT __ ___ ___
OHHHHHHHHH! I WONDER WHAT DAD’S GONNA HAVE TO SAY
WHEN HE SEES MUM’S PRESENTS ON CHRISTMAS DAY CAUSE SANTA CLAUS WAS COMIN…
SANTA CLAUS AND MUMMIN’
I SAW MUMMY SUCKIN SANTA CLAUS
SANTA CLAUS WAS GOING TO TOWN