Hi
If I could change the world
I’d make it Halloween
Every single day
And also have world peace
Maybe world peace should be first
World peace and then Halloween
Wait, let me start over
Hi
If I could change the world
I’d make us have world peace
And also Halloween
Every single day
On Halloween
You can pretend to be someone else
It’s like the internet
Only in person and with candy
When you are the hot one
It’s a full-time gig
Looking like what people wanna see
Woah-oh. Woah-oh-oh
I can be
Who I wanna be and s**y
I can be
Who I wanna be and hot
Don’t like who you are
Then hit that costume shop
Rock a new and different s**y look
Woah-oh. Woah-oh-oh
Why be so downhearted
And blast some trashy pop
And drop it to this hot and s**y hook
I can be
Who I wanna be and s**y
I can be
Who I wanna be and hot
Be somebody new
Do a total transformation!
Animals, or men will do
Or even vegetation!
I give you “s**y corn!”
I can be, who I want to be
Sexy!
A s**y quint from s**y “Jaws,”
Catching s**y sharks
Uh-huh!
Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt
Or s**y Rosa Parks!
Uh-huh!
I can be a s**y pirate
Or a s**y ballet dancer
I can be a s**y doctor
And cure some s**y cancer!
That’s not right, is it?
No
I can s**y cure some cancer!
No!
I can cure s** cancer!
Sex cancer doesn’t exist
I did it
Happy Halloween!
This is modern feminism talking
I expect to run the world
In shoes I cannot walk in
I can be, who I want to be
And s**…
Sex…
Sexy!
I’m a s**y mouse