Ironically, I need to scare you straight
Because this shouldn’t be how we roll
We get these ideas and we just can wait
But there is a price
You want to do slash have it all
Because you have no impulse control
So before you snap, tag, like, or god forbid call
Here is my advice
Stop
When you send five texts
And you get none back
So you want to send a sixth one
Stop
You gotta stop
Stop
When you’re failing math
‘cause you think it’s more attractive
To guys if you’re stupid
Stop
Do better and stop
I know it’s hard but try
Don’t instantly gratify
My god, girl he’s just a guy
You really need to stop
Stop
You’re going to make a mess
And then who’s going to get the mop?
This guy!
When you talk
And you talk ‘til you can’t get calm
It keeps coming out like
Word vomit. Stop!
Eat a cracker and stop
We all make bad choices, sometimes. Damian, tell her about Phillip
Oh, at art camp, I played Lumiere
And the Beast and I had a fling
I’d run my fingers through his hair
Well, beast. So, fur
His second show was anything goes
And his co-star was some female thing
And when they kissed
Which by the way, gross
I wanted to murder her
But no one told me stop stalking him
And that pasty catholic girl
Who is playing Hope Harcourt
Of course, cause, basic
Stop
STOP! STOP! STOP!
I couldn’t stop
Dude, you really need to stop
Stop
Posting comments on youtube
As four different people
That her de lovely was pitchy
Stop
STOP! STOP! STOP!
I really had to stop
He didn’t stop
‘Cause when you feel attacked
That’s a feeling, not a pact
Don’t jump online and react
You really need to stop
Stop
Picking at…
The emotional zit
That you can’t pop
Four whole weeks
I trolled and dissed her
Then I found out
She was his sister! Stop!
Hashtag obsessed, stop
STOP!
And now he won’t talk to me, and he won’t accept my edible arrangements
That is not going to happen to me. Oh, I’m off
Did she just leave while I was actively caring about her? No, Cady Marie Heron, you get back here
Damian Hubbard, I am not making bad choices
Tell that to your fake tutor
Ugh!
I said it. Ladies, help my friend Cady. What have you learned from your worst ideas?
Oh! Stop
When you think to yourself
Should i get a tattoo
Of the chinese word for wisdom?
Stop
Check the spelling and stop!
It means bucket
Stop
When you’re babysitting kids
And you make them go to bed
So you can take their mom’s oxy
Stop
Stick to vodka and stop
Stop
When you have a huge crush on a boy
And he asks you to send nude pics
And you’re like “wow, he likes me.”
So you send them
But don’t crop your head off
‘cause you’re only thirteen
And don’t know any better
And i guess his friends shared them
‘cause now you’re all over
A p**n site called “amateur tweens.”
Now, I only get people, in person. And also someone should just teach boys to not do that in the first place
Stop
‘cause I’m actually a human being a not a prop
Think before posting…
Sending…
Tattooing!
Stop
Bye, Karen
Bye
Okay, ladies, let’s take a break. A five. Six. Seven. Eight
Stop
Stop
Jesus
As right as it might seem
To overshare, troll or meme
That’s just low self esteem
In your brain like a bull in a china shop
Stop
Being glued to your phone
Wanting followers and likes and ignoring your friends
She’s leaving just like my dad
Stop, stop, stop
We can’t stop
Stop, stop, stop
We can’t stop
Stop, stop, stop
You really gotta
Stop
Honestly, everyone stop