Seems every patch from Blizzard
That scratches your rogue or wizard
Lose a couple of percents and you never know what to do
Your trade rants are annoying
So everyone just ignores ’em
Then you head out to the forums and start yellin’ for a blue
Because your digi-phallus
Was shrunk in the name of balance
You just have to spread your malice
Even though you know it’s true
So go and work your mining
Act like a b**h and keep whining
Now that you ain’t OP
It seems your winning streak is through
Far as I can recall
You laughed and just said try get off
When my cla** was getting nerfed
But now the bat has come for you
It seems your strategy
Of just mashin’ on all the keys
Doesn’t work anymore
Now I’m laughing every time you lose
Why not just blame your game though
Just like you did with your nintendo
Claiming your controller broke
So your ego won’t get a bruise
Cause man it’s just your time
You were just next one in line
But don’t worry
Every patch, another cla** just has to get screwed
Now every time you’re findin’ yourself feared, stunlocked or blinded
Or face a bubbled up pally and hate their immunity
Despite how much you’re trolling
At all these no-sk**ed facerolling playas
Maybe you should STFU and L2P
(Cause they nerfed you. Your sh**ty cla** needs a blue)
Cause everyone on earth hides when blizzard goes-a nerfin’
When they leave your toon a-worthless someone gotta find a blue
(Cause they nerfed you. You got knocked down a peg or two)
Cause everyone on earth hides when blizzard goes-a nerfin’
But I think it’s about time you got knocked down a peg or two
Then
You start to favor the games newest monthly flavor
Just like all your cla**’s players
And decide to start a-new
You level for a while
The new toon is versatile
But meanwhile, Bu-Blizzard smiles
And a new patch is pursued
Should-a seen it comin’
But you were just havin’ fun an’
Ru-ru-running through every dungeon you got invited to
But then in just a few days
We get a new content tuesday
And your toon is overhauled
Cause the balance is overdue
Might as well delete it
Your new toon just can’t compete an’
As the cycle is repeated
A new flavor is debuted
The forums once again are all a flamin’
Heads-a spinnin’ from these wars
But Blizzards grinning
“Thanks for playing
Drive on through!”
So Hunters keep on hunting
And Rogues, you just keep on stunnin’
Shamans still ain’t all that fun
But you keep shaman-in-ing too
When your cla** gets upgrading
You’re no longer picked for raiding
Please shut up with your nerd raging
And just quitely QQ
Now every time you find yourself feared, stunlocked or blinded
Or face a bubbled up pally and hate their immunity
Despite how much you’re trolling
At all these no-sk**ed facerolling playas
Maybe you should STFU and L2P
Cause everyone on earth hides when blizzard goes-a nerfin’
When they leave your toon a-worthless
Someone gotta find a blue
Cause everyone on earth hides when blizzard goes-a nerfin’
But I think it’s about time you got knocked down a peg or two