Wonder if I gave an Oreo
To the big bad wolf
How would the story go?
Would he still go huff and puff?
Or would he bring those pigs cool stuff?
To decorate the deck he helped them build
Would they not get k**ed?
Wonder if I gave an Oreo
To a vampire
In a creepy show
Would he act not so undead?
Would he thirst for milk instead?
I’ve just got this feeling that it might
Work out alright
Cause cream does wondrous things
Inside a chocolate sandwich dream
If I gave them to great white sharks
Would they share them with baby seals?
Would they call up a giant squid for a friendly meal?
Wonder if I gave an Oreo
Wonder if I gave an Oreo
What if I gave an Oreo to you?