“What is that up in the sky?”
“Owww!”
Hailing taquitos
It’s hailing taquitos
At the park, over the yard
Put on your bike helmet ’cause they’re coming down hard
Hailing taquitos
It’s hailing taquitos
Guacamole, sour cream
Is it nightmare or is it a dream? (is it a dream)
They’re crunchy and they’re fried (so fried)
And they’re falling from the sky (from the sky)
You might want to stay in inside
“Lookout!”
“Owww, my eye!”
News flash! Important information
Taquito’s coming down all over nation
Portland, Denver, Austin, Poughkeepsie
It’s a Taquito apocolypse-y
Hailing taquitos
It’s hailing taquitos
Run for cover, don’t be slow
There’s beef, and chicken, and potato
Hailing taquitos
It’s hailing taquitos
Corn tortillas rolled up tight
Coming down fast with no end in sight (no end in sight)
They’re greasy and they’re hot (so hot)
They keep falling from the sky (they keep on falling)
They’re kind of pointy so they hurt a lot
“Dude, watch out!”
“Owww, my other eye! Oh, why?!?!”
“What is that?”
“It’s the tacobot 3000!”
“He’s shooting the taquitos with his taco ray”
“And turning them into harmless tacos”
“We’re saved”
“Hooray!”
“It’s a miracle”
Hailing taquitos
It’s hailing taquitos
Awww awww awww awww (beef, chicken, potato, cheese)
Hailing taquitos
It’s hailing taquitos
Awww awww awww awww (beef, chicken, potato, cheese)
“Once again, thanks to the tacobot 3000, humanity was saved”
“Or was it?”
“Owww, my first eye again!”