Okay, now this is a really bad idea but
I’m already here so
Here we f**ing go
Rawr!
x3 nuzzles! pounces on you
uwu you so warm
Couldn’t help but notice your buldge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo’ necky wecky ~tilda~ murr ~tilda~ hehe
Unzips yo baggy a** pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ‘n’ make me yours and don’t forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kisses ‘n’ lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles ‘n’ wuzzles yo chest
I be gettin’ thirsty
Hey, I got a lil itch
You think you can help me?
Only seven inches long
UWU PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (uwu punish me please)
‘Boutta hit ’em with this furry sh** (he don’t see it comin’)