Time’s have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won’t obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV? No, blame Canada, blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin’ heads so full of lies Blame Canada, blame Canada
We need to form a full a**ault
It’s Canada’s fault Don’t blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he’s off to join the Klan And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to f** myself Well, blame Canada, blame Canada
It seems that everything’s gone wrong
Since Canada came along Blame Canada, blame Canada
They’re not even a real country anyway My son could’ve been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck no Blame Canada, blame Canada
With all their hockey hullabaloo
And that b**h Anne Murray too
Blame Canada, shame on Canada The smut we must cut, the trash we must smash
Laughter and fun must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming us