Static-P: “Hey! That’s pretty good!”
Amree: “Wha-! No one asked you! !!!!!”
[Verse 1: Static-P]
I’ve got myself just a little bit of love
That I wanna spend on you
But baby, I’ll never get that chance
To dance that romance with you
Oh, No, cause
You’re always hittin’, *HIYAH!*
And kickin’ *HUGH*
And putting me down. *giggle*
I hope you don’t mean what you say
[Static-P & Amree] But I keep seeing you stickin’ around
[Static-P & Amree] Like you/I can’t get enough
[Static-P & Amree] So I stay and I wonder
[Static-P & Amree] How my hand would feel intertwined with yours
As of now though
Amree: “What are you doing?”
Nothing but closed doors
[Chorus 1: Static-P]
My girl’s a Dere
A Tsun-Tsundere
Just saying hi gets me a punch in the face
And if I should compliment her, she starts to chase
Amree: “Hey! That was a direct attack!”
Oh, no! The wild cat found my hiding place!
Amree: “Stupid Octopus! Take it back!”
Static-P: *laughs* “So, uh, how am I an octopus?”
Amree: “How am I a cat!?”
Static-P: “Well-uh- Cats are cute!”
Amree: *embarra**ed* “Go away!”
[Middle-Eight 1: Static-P & Amree]
Can we get along? You’re so headstrong
There’s no way, go away, now so long!
Just talk to me and you will see
That’s not fair, using flair you dummy
[Verse 2: Amree]
I’ve got myself just a little bit of love
That I wanna spend on NOT you
Cuz baby, I’m afraid you’ll say
That it’s not okay with you
Oh, Oh, cuz
You’re always laughin’, *chuckle*
And jokin’; *boop*
You look like a clown
But I hope you mean what you say
Static-P: “I do.”
And I wonder what you would think
If I let my pride down, let it sink
Could we hold hands, kiss?
Live our lives in gentle bliss?
Static-P: “We could.”
Amree: “Ah! I’m not talking about you!”
You’re not my Prince in this
[Chorus 2: Amree]
I’m not a Dere
A Tsun-Tsundere
I have a jello heart, I’m not that mean!
I’m not blushing, I was just rushing and forgot the sunscreen!
Static-P: *laughs* “Your smile is really cute, though.”
You’ll never see it from underneath my pigtails!
Static-P: *sigh* “Alright. I just wanted to let you know.”
Amree: “Uh-um hey…”
Static-P: “Are you okay?”
Amree: “Yeah well heheh.”
[Middle-Eight 2: Amree & Static-P]
Hey, hey are you free free today?
Oh ho ho. Why do you want to know?
It’s not like I like you okay!
Alright cool, where do you want to go?
[Bridge 1: Static-P]
We could rent a boat and sail
Find a bunny and
Feed it some juicy kale
Amree: “No that sounds really stupid.”
Okay well how about a
Cla**y dinner by candlelight
Or scary stories til midnight
So then I could hold you tight
Ba da ba da ba
Amree: “And get Cheeto crumbs on me?! No Way!”
[Bridge 2: Amree]
Ooookay I think you’re a little dense
I really don’t like all of this talk
You have in the present tense
Ba ba da ba da
So listen here, buddy
It’s all just a big fantasy
You see inside of your head! No!
So just say goodbye!
Static-P: *sigh* “Eh-whatever.”
Ba ba da ba da!
[Chorus 3: Amree & Static-P]
I’m not a Dere
A Tsun-Tsundere. (My girl’s a Dere a Tsun-Tsundere)
Hey! I can kick your butt even in this dress!
UH! I digress! So let’s just go to the park I guess
Amree: “You wouldn’t even know what to bring.”
Oh, come on, will you please just say yes!
Amree: “Geez Fine. Baka Tako. It’s not like I’ll enjoy it or anything.” *giggle*