[Intro]
La (x40)
Let’s go!
[Verse 1]
Hanging with my pals
No care in the world
We’re making memories but
Then I see this girl
I ask her on a date
She tells me that sounds good
I’m gonna make her night
Cause I’m a cla**y dude
She said, “Do you have what it takes to be a feminist?”
I said, “Sure! Let me join you on your quest for social justice!”
[Chorus]
In the sun, I’ve never felt so happy
With my friends, there’s always joy around me
All good vibes, no bad ones in the first place
Never ever gonna leave my safe space
[Verse 2]
Couple weeks go by
She’s always super pissed
She doesn’t think the same
As a normal feminist
I start to learn a lot
About all these new things
Men deserve to die because
Of the patriarchy
I said, “This sounds far-fetched but I guess I’ll do as you say”
She said, “Scum! How dare you doubt my logic in any way!”
(I guess she’s right)
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Walking down the street
I look right at this girl
She’s pretty freaking hot
Let’s make sure that she knows
[Breakdown]
*whistle*
– What did you just Say!?
– I… It was a whistle…
– Did you just oppressed my girlfriend right in front of me!?
– Chillout it was j…
– You cisgendered, hyper-privileged bigot!
(WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NO, STOP! PLEASE, HELP ME!)
This is the end for you
Rot in hell you kink-shaming cla**ist
Choke on your words and throw yourself into a burning furnace
Perpetuation of the cis-head supremacy
You male-normative, close-minded rapist
Go play in traffic
(Look man, take it easy…
MAN, Did you just a**ume my gender?!
Oh, God, please…)
Watch your micro-aggressions
I have been triggered, blegh
Deluded, chauvinistic, misgendering, middle-cla**
Binary-normative, crosse-dresser stigmatizing, homophobic
Thin-privileged, rape-culture sympathizing, hyper-masculine kyriarchist
Acknowledge the fox-kin
(- In conclusion, I hope you’ll die alone
– What is this words mean?
– Alright, where were we?)
[Chorus]
[Outro]
La (40x)