[Harry]
Underneath these stairs
I hear the sneres and feel the stares
Of my cousin, my uncle and my aunt
Can’t believe how cruel they are
And it stings my lightning scar
To know they’ll never
Ever give me what I want
I know I don’t deserve these
Stupid rules made by the Dursley’s
Here on Privet Drive
Can’t take all of these muggles
But despite all of my struggles
I’m still alive
I’m sick of summer and this waiting around
Man, it’s September so I’m skippin’ this town
Hey, it’s no mystery
There’s nothing here for me now
I gotta’ get back to Hogwarts
I gotta’ get back to school
I gotta’ get myself to Hogwarts
Where everyone thinks I’m cool
Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts
To goblins and ghost and to magical feasts
It’s all that I love
And it’s all that I need at Hogwarts
Hogwarts
I think I’m going back
I’ll see my friends
Gonna’ laugh ’til we cry
Take my firebolt
Gonna’ take to the sky
No way, this year, anyone’s gonna’ die
And It’s gonna’ be
Totally Awesome
I’ll cast some spells
With the flick of my wand
Defeat the Dark side
Yeah, bring it on
And do it all
With my best friend Ron
‘Cause together we’re totally awesome
[Ron]
Yeah, and it’s gonna’ be totally awesome
Did somebody say Ron?
Sorry it took me so long to get here
But we gotta’ get going
[Harry]
Where are we going?
[Ron]
To Diagon Alley, of course!
[Harry]
Cool!
[Harry & Ron]
Flew powder power!
Flew powder power!
Flew powder power!
Flew powder power
[Ron]
It’s been so long
But we’re going back
Don’t go for work
Don’t go there for cla**
[Harry]
As long as we’re together…
[Ron]
… Gonna’ kick some a**
[Harry & Ron]
And it’s gonna be totally awesome
This year we’ll take everybody by storm
Stay up all night
Sneak out of our dorm
[Hermione]
But let’s not forget
That we need to perform well in cla**
If we want to pa** our OWL’s!
[Ron]
Hermione, why do you have to such a buzzk**?
[Hermione]
Because guys, school’s not all about Fun and Games!
We have to study hard if we wanna’ be good witches and wizards!
I may be frumpy but I’m super smart
Check out my grades
They’re A’s for a start
What I lack in looks, well, I make up in heart
And well guys, yeah, that’s totally awesome
This year I plan to study a lot
[Ron]
Yeah, that would be cool if you were actually hot
[Harry]
Hey Ron, come on! We’re the only friends that she’s got
[Ron]
And that’s cool
[Hermione]
And that’s totally awesome
[Harry, Ron & Hermione]
We’re sick of summer and this waiting around
It’s like we’re sitting in the “Lost and Found”
Don’t take no sorcery
For anyone to see how
We gotta’ get back to Hogwarts
We gotta’ get back to school
We gotta’ get ourselves to Hogwarts
Where everything is magi-cool
Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
It’s all that we love
And it’s all that we need at Hogwarts
Hogwarts
I think we’re going back
[Ginny]
Ron! You were supposed to take me to Madam Malkin’s and use those sikles mom gave you for my robefitting!
[Harry]
Ah.. Who’s this?
[Ron]
This is stupid little sister Ginny, she’s a freshman. Ginny, this is Harry, Harry Potter. He is Harry Potter,
[Ginny]
Wow, you’re Harry Potter.
You’re the boy who lived!
[Harry]
Yeah, and you’re Ginny
[Ginny]
It’s Ginevra
[Harry]
Cool, Ginny’s fine
[Ron]
Stupid sister, don’t crowd the famous friend
[Hermione]
Do you guys hear music?
[Ron]
Yeah, someone’s coming
[Cho’s Posse]
Cho Chang, Domo arigato!
Cho Chang, Gung Hey Fat Choy, Chang!
Happy Happy New Year, Cho Chang!
[Ginny]
Wow, who’s that?
[Harry]
That’s, that’s Cho Chang
[Ron]
Yeah, that’s the girl Harry’s been totally in love with since Freshman year
[Hermione]
Yeah, but he won’t say anything to her
[Ron]
Well, yeah, you never tell a girl you like her – it makes you look like an idiot!
[Ginny]
Konnichiwa, Cho Chang!
It is good to meet you
I am Ginny Weasley
[Lavender]
b**h, I ain’t Cho Chang!
[Ron]
That’s Lavender Brown! Racist, sister
[Cho]
That’s alright. I’m Cho Chang, y’all
[Harry]
She’s perfect
[Ron]
Yeah, but too bad she’s dating Cedric Diggory though
[Harry]
Seriously?! Who the hell is that guy?
[Ron]
He’s that guy, you know, he’s just ,like, huge and tall
[Cedric]
Cho Chang
I am so in love
with Cho Chang
From Bangkok to Ding Dang
I’ll sing my love out loud
For Cho Chang!
[Harry]
Ugh, I hate that guy!
[Draco]
Did someone say Draco Malfoy
[Harry]
Malfoy, what do you want?
[Draco]
So, Potter, back for another year at Hogwarts are you?
Maybe this year you’ll wise up and hang out with a high caliber of wizard!
[Harry]
Listen, Draco; Ron and Hermione are my best friends in the whole world
I wouldn’t trade them for anything
[Draco]
Have it your way
Wait, don’t tell me; red hair, hand me down clothes and a stupid complexion.
You must be a Weasley
[Ron]
Hey! Lay of my sister, okay?
She may be a pain in the a**, but she’s my pain in the a**
[Draco]
Isn’t this cute?
It’s like a little loser family
Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs
But luckily next year
I’ll be transferred to Pigfarts!
This year, you bet gonna’ get out of here
The reign of Malfoy is drawing near!
I’ll have the greatest wizard carreer
And it’s gonna’ be totally awesome
Look out world for the dawn of the day
When everyon will do
Whatever I say!
And Potter won’t be in my way
Then I’ll be the one who is totally awesome
[Goyle]
Yeah, you’ll be the one that is totally awesome
[Hermione]
Come on, guys – we’re gonna’ miss the train!
[All students]
Who knows how fast this year’s gonna’ go?
Hand me a gla**
Let the butterbeer flow
[Harry]
Maybe at last, I’ll take to Cho!
[Ron]
Oh no – that would way too awesome!
[All students]
We’re back to learn everything that we can
It’s great to come back to where we began
And here we are; In Alacazam
Here we go, this is way too awesome
Come on and teach us everything you know
The summer’s over and we’re itching to go
[Neville]
I think we’re ready for
Albus Dumbledore
[All Students]
Ahhh
[Dumbledore]
Welcome
All of you to Hogwarts
I welcome all of you to school
Did you know that here at Hogwarts
We got a hidden swimming pool?
Now, welcome, welcome, welcome Hogwarts
Welcome hotties, nerds and tools
Now that I’ve got you here at Hogwarts
I’d like to go over just a couple of rules
My name is Albus Dumbledore and I’m the headmaster of Hogwarts
You can all call me Dumbledore
I suppose you can also call me Albus if you want a detention
Nope, I’m just kidding – I’ll expell you if you call me Albus
[All students]
Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
It’s all that I love
And it’s all that I need at Hogwarts
Hogwarts
Back to spells and enchantments and potions and friend
To
[Gryffindors]
Gryffindor!
[Hufflepuffs]
Hufflepuff!
[Ravenclaws]
Ravenclaw!
[Slytherins]
SLYTHERIN!
[All students]
Back to the place where our story begins
At Hogwarts, Hogwarts
[Dumbledore]
I’m sorry, what’s its name?
[All students]
Hogwarts, Hogwarts
[Dumbledore]
I didn’t hear you kids!
[All students]
Hogwarts, Hogwarts
[Harry]
Man, I’m glad I’m back!