Florida shakes in the mystery of numbers
Pan handlers cookin them road k** wings
Texas drinks from 1100 springs
Cotton mouth and the copperhead are king
Nebraska asks if you’re up to the task of
Corn in a basket what ya gonna say
California likes to k** ther gov’ners
In a pool of blood on a super highway
Montana’s cold as the titties on witches
Freeze yer fine hairs and yer britches too
Minnesota is a site in the summer
But a Louisiana ditch is just another bayou
Aladambama and Mississippi do
Muggy in the summer and Christmas too
Oklahoma is a dirty red mean
Native American slot machine
Ate the fuzz off a Georgia peach
South Carolina I learned to preach
Married my cousin up in Arkansas
Married two more when I got to Utah
Virgina, West Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee
Vermont, Delaware, Missouri
Illinois, Indiana, Wyoming, Rhode Island
Pennsylvania, Arizona, North Carolina
Michigan, Maine, Maryland, Idaho
Connecticut, Ma**achussets, Ohio
Nevada, Wisconsin, Oregon
Kansas, Iowa, Washington
New Hampshire, New York, New Jersey, New Mexico
North Dakota, South Dakota, Colorado
Wake up lads, we’re runnin late
Rackin my rig in the Lower 48