Can you name the truck with four wheel drive
Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It’s the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey hey!
The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving
Canyonero!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide
65 tons of American Pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)
She blinds everybody with her super high beams
She’s a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)
Drive Canyonero!
Woah Canyonero!
Woah!