Toby Marlow And Lucy Moss – Haus Of Holbein Lyrics

Welcome to the house
To the Haus of Holbein
Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein
Hans Holbein goes around the world
Painting all of the beautiful girls
From Spain, to France
And Germany
The king chooses one
But which one will it be?
You bring the corsets
We’ll bring the cinches
No one wants a waist over nine inches
So what the make up contains lead poison?
At least your complexion will bring all the boys in
Ignore the fear and you’ll be fine
We’ll turn this vier into a nine
So just say ‘ja’ and don’t say ‘nein’
‘Cause now you’re in the house
In the Haus of Holbein!
Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein
We must make sure the princesses look great
When their time comes for the Holbein portrait
We know what all the best inventions are
To hold everything up
Ja, it’s wunderbar
For blonder hair, then you just add a
Magical ingredient from your bladder
Try these heels, so high it’s naughty
But we cannot guarantee that you’ll still walk at forty
Ignore the fear and you’ll be fine
We’ll turn this vier into a nine
So just say ‘ja’ and don’t say ‘nein’
‘Cause now you’re in the house
In the Haus of Holbein!
Ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein