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these are the tales the freaky tales
these are the tales that i tell so well
you dont like my dirty raps
you can go to hell
cause short dog’s on the mic
telling cocktales
H-E-A-D
all you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p
you just a big freak
you better not complain
when you hear these cocktales and you hear yo name
if you a fake b**h
aint no thang
i pick up the phone and call Denine
if i call Marie, i know for a fact
ill get s**ed in my drop top cadillac
i met this freak named Naomi
strait dick s**er worked me and my homie
she had a girl friend her name was Vicky
i pulled her to the side and let her s** my dick
she was fine as f** but cant f** with Tina
Tina Tina the s**m cleaner
i took her to my house and i told her strip
baby got freaky started doin the splits
i said biotch
do what you want
cause a true blue mac won’t even front
i f**ed her wit my finger
she tried to cum
p**y so tight wouldnt give me none
im sure Too $hort couldn’t be no punk
im tryin a get funky cause i love to funk
my dick is big and her n***a had a little one
i didnt f** her freaky a** but it was still fun
i know you stop and wonder just what it is
its the California lifestyle that i live
see im from the crew
dangerous b**h
tellin everybody bout this freaky sh**
i know this b**h name Annette
you get her all alone and she’ll s** yo dick
hella freak
won’t say no fo sh**
you and her all alone n***a thats yo b**h
i know another freak
her names Joanne
i always get the p**y cause i know i can
finest b**h around aint got no man
every time she cross my mind
i go f** her again
shes like another freak
named Christina
b**h so dumb i named her misdemeanor
cause it had to be a crime to be that dumb
i took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
you know i did all that sh**
she got my number if she beep me ima call that b**h
and go digin them guts like a gardner
if she start screamin ima f** the b**h harder cause
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i meet the groupies
hookers like Kathy
f**in MC’s cause shes so nasty
see her backstage tryina throw that a**
she just like to freak
and she had to pa** me that p**y
you cant stop the b**h
let her roll on those and then drop her rich
my name is short
my game is long
i freak these hoes
and sing these songs
i know a b**h named Stephanie
do anything she can to have s** wit me
she really dont bring out the best in me
but i love her fine a** layin next to me
shes like another freak named Nicole
so damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
i took her to my house
she gave me the panties
i f**ed her so good she told her friend named Angie
Angie called me up about two weeks later
talkin some sh** about do me player
so i did her
just like Tamera
takin naked pictures with my polaroid camera
next they told a b**h
named Raquel
got my skin all under her fingernails
she was diggin in my back while i grind the sh**
that was way back
now i cant find the b**h
but if i do ill probably do the same again
break the b**h for everything
cause i came to pimp
im Too $hort baby
i dont stop mackin
i grab the microphone and i dont stop rappin
you can bet yo life
as i spit these raps ill be f**in em up like that
biotch
i know a b**h
her name is Sheri
i had to cut her loose cause she wanna get married
p**y so good and i do mean very
sometimes its shaved sometimes its hairy
im Short Dog aint nothin nice
yeah but make me mad and ill f** your wife
have fun wit your b**h
have her sprung on my dick
i guess ill pull it out and just cum on your b**h
like my other little tramp
named Erica
anywhere i wanna f**
thats where i f**
cause shes the frekiest b**h in America
and everytime i get the p**y
i just tear it up cause
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BIOTCH
and it dont stop to the beat