I’ve got chest pains,
My left arm is numb.
I spring to my feet,
This could be the big one.
I Google my symptoms,
As I morbidly walk to the kitchen
I’m coming to you Jerry
So I’m frying all the bacon
And I drink up all the liquor
Cause if I’m going down
I’m going down singing
If I’m going down
I’m going down slinging
If I’m going down
I’m going down, with a smile upon my face
A bird in place
If I’m going down
I’m going down happy
I’ve been living every day like it was the last day
Since I was 19, in Alpine Valley
I raise my arms,
I smile real wide
I look up in the mirror
See if I’m a drooping on one side
I sway to the music
Naked on the cell phone speaker
I’m filling the house with the scent of bacon
At 4 in the morning
Cause if I’m going down
I’m going down singing
If I’m going down
I’m going down slinging
If I’m going down
I’m going down, with a smile upon my face
A bird in place
If I’m going down
I’m going down happy
I’ve been living every day like it was the last day
Since I was 19, in Alpine Valley
The bacon is done
As my pain subsides
It seems as if I was spared at least this time
Now that’s a cause to celebrate
I take that seriously
Cause not every day that you think you’re gonna die
And you don’t
Cause if I’m going down
I’m going down singing
If I’m going down
I’m going down slinging
If I’m going down
I’m going down, with a smile upon my face
A bird in place
If I’m going down
I’m going down happy
I’ve been living every day like it was the last day
Since I was 19, in Alpine Valley
(repeat)
I’ve got chest pains,
My left arm is numb.
I spring to my feet,
This could be the big one.
Keller Williams – The Big One Lyrics