[Intro] Life’s too short to be dancing with the Devil Life’s too short to be dancing with the Devil You best sleep, with a blanket and a shovel Cause life’s too short to be dancing with the Devil [Verse 1] Where am I? My hands are tied Turn on the lights And I see you … Read more
Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town Been a whole lot happier without her face around Nobody upstairs gonna stomp and shout, Nobody at the back door gonna throw my laundry out She hold the shotgun while you do-si-do She want one man made of hercules and cyrano Been a whole lot … Read more
[Intro: Smokepurpp] Oh my god.. Ronny Till my fingers blue I like countin’ hunnids till my fingers blue Lil purpp [Chorus: Smokepurpp] I just fucked this bitch inside a Bentley coupe (Bentley coupe!) Hopped up in the Wraith, got stars up on the roof (skrr!) I like selling mid because I smoke the boof I … Read more
Always in a rush Never stay on the phone long enough Why am I so self-important? Said I’d see you soon But that was, oh, maybe a year ago Didn’t know time was of the essence So many questions But I’m talking to myself I know that you can’t hear me any more Not anymore … Read more
[Chorus] My pet monster. Sharp teeth, soft fur. Sometimes I wonder why we get along, yeah. My pet monster. Sharp teeth, soft fur. When he burps, it sounds like thunder. [Verse 1] He’s hard to see, Unless you happen to be me, And even then he’s blurry, ‘Cause he’s so furry. The only time he’s … Read more
SCROOGE: Bah, humbug, everybody. CHORUS: Good morning, Mr. Scrooge! SCROOGE: Well, the meeting will come to order, if you please. Are all the advertising people represented here? CHORUS: Everyone except Amalgamated Cheese! SCROOGE: Well, if they’re not here for the Christmas pitch, I can’t help them find new ways of tying their product in to … Read more
All I ever really wanted was to take the blame I will go down in history and not down in flames Meningitis I will survive this Dry sockets and a schizophrenic crisis The time of the nine has begun Get out of the way or you will suffer as one This is so typical Apocalyptical … Read more
I had a frog, a very quiet frog, it never even laughed when I joked. (Bum bum bum) I had a frog, a very quiet frog, ’til one day it suddenly croaked. (Bum bum) I had a frog, a very quiet frog, it never even laughed when I joked. (Bum bum bum) I had a … Read more
Late one night behind corn whiskey I fell asleep with a guitar in my hand I dreamed about the ghosts of Mississippi And the blues came walkin’ in like a man Without a word I passed that guitar over He tuned it up like I’d never seen A crooked smile was his expression Then he … Read more
Everything is clear to me I can see now This gotta be a chance to see Someway, somehow Let me be the one to take the first step Maybe you’re the one that take the next step We can do it together We can do it together [Chorus:] Let’s not trying, let’s do it It’s … Read more