A cowboy hottie put a rope around my heart
And everything was awesome at the start
Then he kissed a bleach blonde waitress and I saw through his disguise
Oh, I’ve had it up to here with these Texas guys!
The next year, I got stuck on a football jock
He tackled me with swagger and his twangy Texas talk
Then he asked out the whole drill team and I saw through all his lies
Now I’ve had it up to here with these Texas guys!
So now I’m here in NYC
Gonna find a guy who’s only into me
The Lonestar state is great, but I’ve said my goodbyes
I’ve had it up to here with these Texas guys!
Oh, I’ve had it up to here with these Texas guys!