Lookie here
Listen up
I’m the one, oh! Oh! Oh!
Hey, girls, my name’s Alaska
I got a tiny little question to ask ya
Who’s that bitch that’s on the top?
Oh, wait, that’s me! Hey, Porkchop!
You’re born naked, the rest is drag
But your face just needs a paper bag
Gimme a challenge and I’ll crush you all
Changin’ the game like my name’s RuPaul
Line ’em up, front to back
I’m sendin’ bitches home like a heart attack
Mess with me and you’ll wind up in a casket
I’m Dorothy, you’re Toto, get in the basket!
I’ll read you down beneath the ground
Could you hold my purse while I snatch the crown?
Legacy, remember my name
‘Cause you’re gonna see me hangin’ in the hall of fame!
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you, Oh!
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you
You’ve been read
I’m the one, one, one, oh!
I’m I’m the one, one, one, one
I’m the one, one, one, oh!
I’m I’m the one, oh!
Detox comin’ at you with a slow verse
I’ma speed it up, I had to shut it down first
Killin’ bitches so hard need a pink hearse
I ain’t sayin’ I’m the best, but I ain’t the worst
You see me shinin’ I’m tryin’ to take this primetime
I see you whinin’ and cryin’ take that to Lifetime
So epic that it’s poetic, I spit it on a dime
On Reddit, you look pathetic with that nursery rhyme
You can’t stand me? I don’t blame you
If Ru’s number 1, I’m number 2
You disagree? Well, that’s on you
Eyes on the chalkboard, I’ll spell it out for you
D to the E to the T to the O to the Hold it! X
Naomi Campbelling the hoes to the crown, next!
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you, oh!
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you
You’ve been read
I’m the one, one, one, oh!
I’m I’m the one, one, one, one
I’m the one, one, one, oh!
I’m I’m the one, oh!
Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova
But your dad just calls me Katya
I’m the bright red scare with the long blonde hair
Always keep ’em coming back for more
You’re a basic ass hoe and it’s your time to go
So bitch let me show you the door
Cause it’s me whose getting laid and I’m always getting paid
The only high class Russian whore
I’m a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress
That’s a rash, not a herpes sore
Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets
Baby, are you ready for this Cold War?
Katya Zamolodchikova
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you, oh!
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you
You’ve been read
I’m the one, one, one, oh!
I’m I’m the one, one, one, one
I’m the one, one, one, oh!
I’m I’m the one, oh!
I’m Roxxxy Andrews and I’m here to make it clear
I know you love me, baby, that’s why you brought me here
Was a bitch on Season 5, I’m gonna make it right
Give me a sewing challenge and I’ll give you what you like
I’m full of tricks, baby, just like on Halloween
A room full of monsters and it makes me wanna scream
I have to get this right so you don’t waste your time
Not like my comedy, I’m killing on this rhyme
I’m gonna show you what I can do
You’re going crazy and seeing two
It’s not my fault, you can’t blame my game
All these other hoes, but they’re all the same
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you, oh!
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you
You’ve been read
I’m the one, one, one, oh!
I’m I’m the one, one, one, one
I’m the one, one, one, oh!
I’m I’m the one, oh!
Wrote you, wrote you, told you, now I
Wrote you, wrote you, told you, now I read you, read you
Rupaul – Read U Wrote U Lyrics