[Chorus]
My pet monster.
Sharp teeth, soft fur.
Sometimes I wonder why we get along, yeah.
My pet monster.
Sharp teeth, soft fur.
When he burps, it sounds like thunder.
[Verse 1]
He’s hard to see,
Unless you happen to be me,
And even then he’s blurry,
‘Cause he’s so furry.
The only time he’s really seen,
Is once a year on Halloween.
He tries not to look mean,
So no one screams and makes a scene.
He likes to climb trees,
See the breeze, free the leaves,
And when it rains he adds some of his own sneeze.
Every time the snow falls,
He throws snowballs,
And when the teacher calls,
Guess where the blame falls.
[Chorus]
My pet monster.
Sharp teeth, soft fur.
Sometimes I wonder why we get along, yeah.
My pet monster.
Sharp teeth, soft fur.
When he burps, it sounds like thunder.
[Verse 2]
I clean my room every day,
But it never stays that way.
It’s a little game he’ll play.
He leaves it all in disarray.
I do my homework every night.
I get most of the answers right,
But by the morning light,
He hides it out of sight.
He sneaks like a spy.
Eats the last piece of pie.
I try to deny,
But they wonder if I lie.
Water on the bathroom floor.
Open kitchen cabinet doors.
I get in trouble more and more.
What are you blaming me for?
(Don’t you see?
It wasn’t me.
I already told you, it was…)
[Chorus]
My pet monster.
Sharp teeth, soft fur.
Sometimes I wonder why we get along, yeah.
My pet monster.
Sharp teeth, soft fur.
When he burps, it sounds like… Thunder.
[Verse 3]
I wonder,
Should I get him another,
Monster,
So he won’t… Get bored and make a lot more thunder?
[Chorus]
My pet monster.
Sharp teeth, soft fur.
Sometimes I wonder why we get along, yeah.
My pet monster.
Sharp teeth, soft fur.
When he burps, it sounds like thunder.
My pet monster.
Sharp teeth, soft fur.
Sometimes I wonder why we get along, yeah.
My pet monster.
Sharp teeth, soft fur.
When he burps, it sounds like thunder.
My pet monster.
Sharp teeth, soft fur.
Sometimes I wonder why we get along, yeah.
My pet monster.
Sharp teeth, soft fur.
When he burps, it sounds like thunder.
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